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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone ? I Meet horny locals Broken Arrow I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. Hey baby, what's your sine?

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Are you a 90 degree angle? My love for you is like pi I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. Mind if I do a you-substitution? I can figure out the square root of any in less than 10 seconds.

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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. I'm good at math Our love is like dividing by zero If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long! I've been secant you for a long time. Qatar chatting sites I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent? Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

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You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y? Are you a math teacher?

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Because you got me harder than calculus. I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you You've got more curves than a triple integral.

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